Only you don’t pay $50 dollars to gain entry to M. Probably because they’ve, you know, seen 3D movies before. How do you know it’s boring? Even the people riding it seem kind of bored.

Nah that’s too crazy, nobody could ever build something like that.

Hey Peter, you know what would really be immersive? If someone actually built a fucking lifesize King Kong monkey and we let people see that instead. Yesterday morning I attended a big press event for the grand opening of Universal Studios brand new King Kong 360 3-D experience thats a part of the tram ride at that theme park.Im a big fan of. Then you’ll see him talk about it, claiming that the 3D makes the whole thing more immersive than ever. In the first video embedded below you’ll see Peter taking a tour through the new ride, which is no longer cool at all and amounts to a bunch of people paying amusement park prices to watch a movie. You’d think he’d have brought that aesthetic to the ride, but instead what he’s done is tear everything down, force everyone to wear 3D glasses, and send them through a tunnel of lame screens. On Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson proved to everyone that the best way to build convincing special effects was through a melding of traditional, practical effects with modern CGI. I believe this particular animatronic burned up in a fire back in 2008. Cant help but picture them all collectively together in some giant warehouse like some sort of twisted carnival nightmare.

Giant anamatronics or giant statues like this are terrifying. After shedding many tears over the signature attraction, Universal announced the creation of a new King Kong attraction, which would use extensive 3D technology and be modeled after Peter Jacksons blockbuster 2005 film. It’s called “King Kong 360 3-D” and they hired Peter Jackson to make it a reality. King Kong, Jaws, and the earthquake ride. Almost two years ago, the famous King Kong ride at Universal Studios Hollywood was lost in a backlot fire. Well now it’s ready, and this may be the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen.

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